You Know You're From Seattle When.....

I saw this posted somewhere and thought it was amusing.

- You have a very strong opinion about where your coffee beans are grown, and you can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian
- You feel guilty throwing an aluminum can in the trash.
- You use the words "sun break" and know what it means.
- You know more than 10 words to describe a cup of coffee.
- You obey all traffic laws EXCEPT "keep right except to pass."
- You know at least eight people who work for either Microsoft or Boeing.
- You invite twice as many people as you really want to a party since only half will actually show up.
- You personally know someone from Alaska.
- You consider floating bridges a pain in the butt, not an engineering marvel.
- You know how to pronounce "Sequim", "Puyallup" and "Issaquah."
- You've tried to get a job in Alaska, especially a summer job only.
- You think skiing always means being covered from head to toe, on snow or water.
- You know at least three Microsoft burnouts, of which two are millionaires.
- You consider it a sunny day if the sun is visible at some point of the day.
- You've been "snow" skiing in the RAIN more than in the snow.
- When you're discussing rainforests and volcanoes, you're NOT talking about Hawaii.
- You Remember the Kingdome.
- You have tried to forget about WTO.
- You know how BLUE the skies are here compared to Eastern Washington
- The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing the baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like Phyllis Diller is really a trans named Eva Destruction that used to play with Hole.